Saturday, August 1, 2009

"Robert's Rules of Disorder"

Being scientific in nature, this experiment had to have rules.

Rule one: black eyeliner, red lipstick, no fancy clothes, just little, hard core, intense me.

Rule two: go out into the world, every night, where people are gathered.

Rule three: if you are approached, respond.

Rule four: if he does not appear to be a creep, engage in conversation & find as much out about this person as you can.

Rule five: if he asks for your number, provide it.

Rule six: if he calls & asks you on a proper date (no booty call or casual sex) accept.

Rule seven: go on the date with a completely open mind.

Rule eight: if the date goes well ( you have fun & he calls you the next day) agree to go out again, but there is no kissing on the first date!!! NO KISSING!

Rule nine: leave the rest up to the universe, the Fates, God, whatever. In other words, no expectations or assumptions.

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